Archive for March, 2007

Mattel Releases “Drunken Midget Barbie”

March 4, 2007 1 Comment

In response to recent criticisms about the stereotype of women portrayed by their key product, Mattel Inc. has announced that they are discontinuing their current line of Barbie dolls and replacing them with the new “Drunken Midget” Barbie. Mattel has seen its market share of degrading dolls diminish since the inception of competitor doll “Bratz”. ...

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New Children’s Show “No Clownin’ Around” Teaches Kids About Firearms Safety

The new television show “No Clownin’ Around” produced by the Children’s Television Workshop and broadcast on PBS is receiving...

Franklin Graham’s Wife Changes Name to Franklin Graham

Franklin Graham, son of famed minister Billy Graham and Southern Baptist evangelical, has formally requested and been granted that...

Vin Diesel Stars In New Bisexual Action Romp 2 Bi 2 Curious

In what he describes as “Getting back to my roots”, Vin Diesel has begun work on the sequel to...

Teen Intimidates Gang Members With Black Muscles

Harry Jameson, picture above, was tired of gang members controlling his neighbourhood so he decided to do what the...

Emo Waldo Writes Song About Being Invisible

Waldo, most well known for his appearances in the Where’s Waldo book series, is releasing an album this week...

Larry King Smokes Vans Shoe In Last Grasp At Youth

Larry King, above right, is pictured smoking a Limited Edition Vans TNT skating shoe with his friend Chico Calzone...

Britney’s Teen Sister’s Fetus Pregant

Britney Spears' teen sister Jamie Lynn Spear's fetus has announced that she has become pregnant at the tender age...

New DVD Release of Fried Green Tomatoes Reveals Original Secret Cast

A new DVD release of Fried Green Tomatoes released by Turner Classic Movies this Thursday reveals that in the...

Linens ‘N Things Unveils New Store Design For Men

Linens ‘N Things, a company that has spent the last several decades catering to the domestic desires of women...