The Oregon Motorcycle Road Racing Association (OMMRA) has a series of hand signals which they use in order to run their various races with the minimization of any harmful incidents. Below is a summary of these hand signals. I always cry at races! I can’t hear you, my iPod’s volume is stuck! Relax, you’re two ...
Prior to the celebration of marriage, men will often join together with their fellow man and celebrate the last few moments of the single life. However with the skyrocketing rates of divorce, it is a wonder why nobody has thought of the celebration of the last few moments of marriage! It is for this reason ...
Ahkbad Sha, a Taliban supporter and terrorist operative, received scorn from his fellow terrorists upon naming his newborn son “Lemon” this weekend. “I thought it was a nice name,” said Sha, while leafing through pages of the Koran. “Lemons are bright and make one feel happy! Who wouldn’t want to be referred to as Lemon? ...
NewsrollFollowing in the footsteps of research institutes and medical schools worldwide, Taco Bell employees have begun circulating amongst old folks homes and long term care facilities to find willing senior citizens to donate their bodies to “Gorditto-based Research”. The pitch, which employees read from a back-lit signboard which they bring to the seniors, is as ...
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Hallmark Inc. announced that they will be diversifying their market share by investing in specialty greeting cards. Below is a sample of their new offerings.
Budweiser announced a new corporate marketing strategy this morning, hoping to gain profits on the new health conscious attitudes of North Americans. The full page ad, featured in People Magazine, is linked to below. Click to enlarge.