January 28, 2007
Before you embark on a scuba diving trip, it is important that one becomes familiar with the common hand signals that are used by divers. Listed below are illustrations and descriptions of these signals: Um… my question is, why am I risking my life to see a sea turtle when I could just go to ...
January 27, 2007
Tom Hanks announced this afternoon that he would be starring in the sequal to his hit movie “Cast Away” titled “Cast Away 2: Cast to the Future”. In this film, Hanks’ character delivers a Fed Ex parcel to the roof of the Sears Tower. However, to his dismay, the elevator stops working and Hanks is ...
January 17, 2007
In response to the rising ratings of the CBS sitcom “King of Queens”, NBC has begun work on its own sitcom “Fat Cat and Wonderbra”. In what has been deemed by some critics as a “sexually charged Garfield”, Fat Cat stars Xu Xien, a 50 lbs stray cat born and raised in Guangzhou and co-stars ...
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January 7, 2007
Mother Nature launched a counterattack today on man’s onslaught against the environment by releasing the grizzley bear on chainsaw stilts. The bear could not be approached for questioning.
January 7, 2007
Spurlock, pictured above, denounces the evils of celery in all its many forms The acclaimed director of the film Supersize Me, Morgan Spurlock, passed away of starvation Saturday morning during production of his latest film, Supersize Me II: Mean and Green. In this film, Spurlock took on what he referred to as the “corrupt and ...
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