How many times has this happened to you? You’re watching the big game, it’s headed into overtime, and you’re starting to run low on the brewski. By the time the commercials are all over and the game starts picking up, all of the cold ones that you downed in the last hour start taking a ...
ReviewsDr. Hisprim Kidcal reviews the latest and greatest in medical technology “I Can’t Believe It’s Not iAnus” Newsicus Maximus rating: 2/5 Just when you thought the already crowded market of anal implants couldn’t get any more jam-packed, Corpus Inc. shoves its new product, I Can’t Believe It’s Not iAnus, onto store shelves. I think it’s ...
ReviewsRufus, the time traveling dog, has been banned from the computer for the 3rd time in a week after his owners found him looking at porn again on their family computer. Rufus’ owner, David Greenheart, has been dealing with this problem for the last 7 months. “I thought that maybe he wasn’t getting enough social ...
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