The new television show “No Clownin’ Around” produced by the Children’s Television Workshop and broadcast on PBS is receiving positive reviews. The show features a six eyed clown who loses an eye for each mistake that he makes in firearms protocol. In one scene Hexeye, the aforementioned clown, loses...
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Britney Spears' teen sister Jamie Lynn Spear's fetus has announced that she has become pregnant at the tender age of 6 weeks gestation.
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Newsicus has had the honor to interview swimsuit model and international star Adolf Hitler. Read below for more from this beautiful bathing beauty: Hiterina – Age 24 – Height 5’2″ Newsicus: What do you think of your first Newsicus photo shoot? Adolf Hitler: I had an awful time. My...
readmore Old NewsSpurlock, pictured above, denounces the evils of celery in all its many forms The acclaimed director of the film Supersize Me, Morgan Spurlock, passed away of starvation Saturday morning during production of his latest film, Supersize Me II: Mean and Green. In this film, Spurlock took on what he referred to as the “corrupt and ...
readmore EditorialsBy Ronald Kippling You ask. I refuse. You ask again. I am resilient to your pleads. You keep demanding, “wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care!” but I for one do care. I care so deeply that to wave my hands around in the air would degenerate the very fabric of ...
readmore EditorialsBy Tit Winklestein We get along most of the time, you and me. I’ve never been in any big arguments with you. I’d even let you watch my dog if I went on vacation or trust you to get my mail without reading it. But there’s one thing about you that really pisses me off, ...
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